Dauntless

radjew:

do any of you even know my name

me: watching tv show
me: looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds
me: misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat
lilaclester:

and this is why I love her

lilaclester:

and this is why I love her

Happy Birthday Hermione Jean Granger (19 September, 1979)

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

(Source: gxldslvgs)

averagefairy:

i literally cannot take people over 30 anymore thinking technology is “sucking the magic out of life” listen grandma i can look up how to say anything in any language in under a second i can see my best friend face to face in real time even though she lives across an ocean i could spend the rest of my life watching different videos of cats and probably never see the same one twice if thats not magical to you WHAT IS  


Jared: I’m Jared Padalecki… and I like long walks on the beach Jensen: I’m Jensen Ackles… and I like ponies… Jared: He’ll give massages a lot of the time when I get tense. Jensen: He gets tense a lot.

Jared: I’m Jared Padalecki… and I like long walks on the beach
Jensen: I’m Jensen Ackles… and I like ponies…
Jared: He’ll give massages a lot of the time when I get tense.
Jensen: He gets tense a lot.

(Source: jaredpadaleckidaily)

rabioheab:

my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen 

The compliment every white guy in a movie has given his movie girlfriend: Wow.. you.. you look great.

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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pumpkinspiceprincesssammya:

teezybird:

So there’s a Japanese slang term, ‘chuunibyou’, that roughly translates to “Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome.” It is used to describe the stupid phases people go through when they are 14, like pretend to be really hardcore, act like they know everything, say they have mystical powers, etc.

I’m so happy this term exists.

(Source: lumpkinthepumpkin)

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